AAAAARGH! I have offended the God of all things complicated,lost loads of stuff when my old laptop(2 years old) pointed its mammaries at the sky.
Took ages to get the program needed to work from home,then the broadband collapsed,cos a) lousy weather b) too many users watching mucky videos c) the wire fell of the pole d) its a holiday in Mumbai AAAAARGH!

So,today I change to high speed fibre optic cable, if this doesnt work so help me Im going back to Semaphore.

Why Oh Why do we need complicated things in our life,for 9/10ths of human history we have done very well without them,somebody explain it to me please!
Answers in chalk on slate only!

Oh dear - I've just spent ten minutes puzzling over the fact that we're being asked at the top of the screen to welcome Ian as our newest newbie ...................... It all makes sense now!

Welcome back Ian!!!

 

xxx

Should of asked Joyce Grenville for directions

This is what can happen when your laptop goes pop!.....I hope you didn't lose too much data Ian  Like the new computer, you had to be reinstated.  The main thing is: you are now back in the loving arms of CoC and we didn't even know you were gone!  Now make sure you write down your shiny, new password, If you do forget it, you know the number to call.  'Urry up 'n post, so this 'orible lot know you are not dead!!
Paol, 

Our Ian got lost in the ether,
His clunky old laptop went bust,
It was so very old,
The boiler went cold,
And it all fell apart with the rust!

He couldn't get back on the forum,
With the shiny new PC he bought,
So being 'no fools',
We were out with our tools,
And put him right back where he ought!

All it took was a couple of phone calls,
And our Ian is back in the fold,
It has been reported,
That Ian is 'sorted',
And no longer 'out in the cold'.

c: P hart 2012.

Hi Ian,

I heard that you got slightly lost getting here, this evening.... pmsl now

But we are pleased you made  ;)it!!!