Mr Gio Sir!
It is my duty as resident master of lunacy, to point out to you that we are somewhat taken aback that you should refer to us as merely mad! I wish to remind you sir that we hold the highest possible diplomas and certificates in pure insanity. For you to suggest that we are run of the mill, every day mad folk is most insulting and would remind you that to refer to us as such in future will result in a curt letter from our annalists! We therefore suggest that the use of our true and rightful title of: Most honorable lunatics of the incurable kind, be afforded by you, at all times.
I am most upset and will now go and throw a tantrum on my door mat and pray that Mr teddy will forgive you!
Yours sincerely,
BarfingPhart.
PS: Welcome to the forum!
